Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.
“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”
by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021
Get the perfumed secretsmug. Hym "MY secret is that any and all 'incitement' would have been rejected immediately before it hit the vote section so if you did the weaponized schizophrenia and your kids were murdered over it's one of the natural outcomes of what you're doing to me and has nothing to do with me threatening your kids. And neither does what's happening now. At the end of the day, you just aren't 'good people.' It isn't a thing of which you are capable. Your values, your religion. You just can bring yourself to do it if it means someone who isn't gains."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the Secretmug. by greatcheese August 30, 2017
Get the secret evilmug. 
Today we talk about Precious and Benjamin's break up.. am sure most people are surprised that Preshy and Benjamin dated.. well they did and their break up would shock you.. so once upon a time.. Benjamin was just fed up with Preshy and decided to break up with her. His words were: '' see bro i am fed up with this girl'' ,"i just want to be a loner" you are probably wondering who Xlidee was talking to,, well he was talking to Enoch... and all this information reached to the group 'P.O.G'. But more info on that later...
by Ebuksam February 24, 2023
Get the Secrets of worldwide participantsmug. When you're mates go out on a sesh but don't invite you, commonly any organisation is done only when you are not around.
Person 1: Where is Ian tonight?
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.
Person 2: Oh he's out on the sesh with a bunch of our mates.
Person 1: Wait there was a sesh tonight? No one told me?
Person 2: Oh.... secret sesh mate.
by shahed October 20, 2017
Get the Secret seshmug. A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
Get the Secret Hotmug.