sandandle

the epitome of shenanigans and malarky, can cause: unwanted dance floor make-outs, mirror breaking, heart to hearts, cupcake smashing, police calling, theft, car crashes, donning of a sombrero, window sill dancing, impaired volume perception, screaming out windows, loss of bladder control, aka the need to pee EVERYWHERE, jumping in lakes, mysterious injuries, breaking of diets, vomiting, blackouts, social space sleepovers, turban wearing, late night egg consumption, bizarre outfit choice, attempts at painting theft, regrettable video messages, asking computers to find parties, and an overall lack of good judgment

It's Friday night, are we sandandling?
Sandandle like a champion today!
Sandandle?
Beware: we are sandandling

by Lew2N May 22, 2010

bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.

Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.

by omgboomer July 1, 2009

sand blast

When copulating at the beach, a man dips his royal scepter in the sand and procedes to pound his girlfriend's pud.

When I was on spring break in Cabo, I sandblasted your mom!

by Sparky Sikes October 25, 2003

Sandani

Sandani is South Asian girls name which means the moon/ like the moon. Obviously Sandani is very beautiful and shines bright like the moon. She's a wonderful gorgeous girl. She has many guys who desire her but she's not interested in most of them. She has her eyes on a special guy. She has her own standards. She's smart, beautiful and sexy. Other girls are jealous of her.

Wow it's Sandani
Sandani is so pretty
I wish I looked half as beautiful as Sandani
I really wanna date Sandani

by Ryan XX January 30, 2020

sand dollar

A cat's asshole. Cat butt. When kitty sits down, his asshole leaves a sand dollar print.

Randi's cat Pooie is too portly to clean its own butt, therefore Pooie has a dirty sand dollar.

Robert's cat Salem was all black, and when Salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.

Damn! Why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?

by Spayce Wayster August 18, 2011

Sand Fuck

To have sexual intercourse on a beach and get sand on and around your penis.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.

Holy fuck, my cock is totally raw I Sand Fucked Myra the other night at the beach.

by Asseater01 June 17, 2007

pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.

Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"

by jsd9632 January 8, 2012