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Sandwich Shot

when a sub is turned into a deadly weapon by being thrown at the trashcan by a drunk person.
Drunk Person:"Oh shit!"
Munchie:"What the fuck was that?"
ChipZ:"A sandwich Shot man, calmdown."
by ChipZNMunchMunch March 14, 2009
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sandwich o'clock

The time a teenager or young adult wakes up to correlate the time he wishes to eat a sandwich.

This usually involves and empty schedule, so the perpetrator is often waking up for sandwich time after 11 AM and as late as 2 PM.
Luke: What time you getting up tomorrow?

Reggie: Probably sandwich o'clock.

Luke: When is that?

Reggie: The time I wake up and immediately make and eat a sandwich. I got nothing to do tomorrow.
by sunburnman May 23, 2010
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Sandwich Moment

An empathy-inspiring moment when you witness someone in a lonely, sad, or hopeless situation. Usually when one is down on their luck.
Look at that old man sitting alone in the movie theatre, eating a tuna sandwich he bought from the gas station with the last three dollars of his pension... total sandwich moment.
by Black Bean and Rice November 14, 2012
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Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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century sandwich

Having sex with two fifty year old women, therefore making the combined age of the people you're having sex with 100.
Boy, I could go for a nice juicy century sandwich right now.
by Art Vanderlat July 22, 2008
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burberry sandwich

Burberry sandwich :

1. Being mugged or stuck in a group of people, normally chavs.

2. Also the name of an unsigned SKA band in Kent
Rick - Poor Tim was in a bad burberry sandwich, took his money phone everything

Paul - Damed chavs...
by Sin and Smile December 26, 2008
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sime sandwich

A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.
1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!

2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
by Cap'n Snatch April 8, 2008
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