soystemd

GNU/Linux init system that is widely used by normies and soyboys. (systemd)

Charlie, you soystemd cuck, Install Artix linux!

by ih8bloat777 November 5, 2021

Systems Administrator

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010

Cyberdyne Systems

Small electronic business invested in offering assistants to help customers. Investors are bullish on their ipo set to release some time in the 90s

Cyberdyne systems model 101 is a favorite among users

by Cerebrex May 17, 2023

Automatically systematic

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

Payment Systems Way

Tthe act of training through planned failure. Giving a suborninate a job they do not have the ability to complete, then ripping them a new asshole for fucking it up.

Jerry gave Robert that to do.. there is no way he knows how to do that... thats training the payment systems way

by theExpress December 9, 2008

Lightspeed Systems

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.

Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.

by Derpio June 14, 2016

sysyeme

its one of those things said by pooja maam, makes no sense to us cuz we’re not intergalactic creatures

dEaR, this is not a viable sysyeme

by picklerixk December 27, 2020