Spearfishing kook

Usually a young guy in his late teens to mid 30s, who is relatively new to the sport of spearfishing with typically less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) of experience, who blows up dive spots on social media while sometimes boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species or undersized fish or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing gear that mommy and daddy will allow him to buy in order to look like a "pro" and who likes to patronize older, more seasoned divers.

My favorite dive spot used to be full of fish and void of divers, but ever since a young spearfishing kook blew it up on social media, the reverse situation has happened. RIP, my favorite dive spot.

by anonymous June 19, 2022

spearfishing kook

Usually a young guy in his/her late teens to mid 30s with less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) experience, who blows up dive spots on social media, sometimes while boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species, undersized fish, or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing equipment his/her mommy and daddy will allow then to buy and who patronize older, more seasoned divers.

My favorite dive spot used to be full of gamefish and void of divers, but thanks to some spearfishing kook blowing it up on social media, the reverse situation has happen. RIP, my favorite dive spot.

by anonymous June 19, 2022

spearkook

A spearfisherman or spearfisherboy with 12 years or less diving/spearfishing experience who patronizes and condescends to more seasoned divers with at least 25 years of experience, because spearing a 65 lb white seabass or triple digit tuna or grouper as well as diving to 130 feet to prove something automatically makes you an expert at spearfishing.

Non-spearkook to another non-spearkook:

Have you ever watched that one spearkook's YouTube channel about speafishing who is all of a sudden an expert after only spearing one big seabass in his short diving career and the narrative that he gives about the sport? He even gives an instructional video about how to ruin fresh fish by dry aging them in a moldy fridge. Disgusting!

by T-Rex75 July 12, 2022

Spearhold

Something you are most worried about due to its forefront status.

He was the spearhold of the gang, and also the founder.

by jacklangley June 30, 2023

Whale Spearing

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A FAT GIRL DOGGY STYLE AND YOU PULL OUT OF HER PUSSY AND RAM UR COCK IN HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT MERCY

I Was Whale Spearing my neighbor without lube all night.

by Dj Cheff From Puerto Rico February 7, 2014

Indian Spearthrow

A practice began by the Cree first nations used in love making. The women would lay on her back with her legs spread, the leader of the tribe would show his leadership by getting a running start then diving and inserting his cock into the womens vagina whilst flying through the air.

Chief **starts running
Women** Spreads legs and opens up vagine
Chief **dives
SPLOOSH** inserts cock in vagine
Everyone in the tribe applauds as the leader shows his worthiness by completing the Indian Spearthrow

by Cole da Mole 420 May 24, 2018

Britney spearing

Britney spearing happens when one of your friends goes insane and just shaves all the hair.

Person 1: damn did you hear about Sara Britney spearing

Person 2: yeah, she just lost it

by Kropman June 12, 2019