the Shaft

An awesome drink that you can order only in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town). Kahlua, vodka, coffee, cream, sugar.

The Shaft is my favorite drink in the world.

Let's get shafted tonight.

by currentweather October 11, 2012

shaft of damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008

rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008

reality shifting

reality shifting is shifting your subconscious mind from your original body to another body within another reality. that reality existing somewhere in the multiverse. (popular realities people may shift to are hogwarts, animes, stranger things, etc.) shifting is done through meditation and practice.

palla: me and dobey did a reality shift to genshin impact last night!
jane: reality shift?
palla: yeah! kevin and i scripted our desired reality down and did a quick method to shift!
jane: oh cool! i should look into reality shifting.

by ameliaishotlol June 8, 2021

shafting

Others insert the pill into the anus where it is absorbed. This process is known as “shafting.”

i saw someone shafting ecstasy in a club

by moniibb February 3, 2007

oh shiet

Slang term for oh shit. Mostly used by red necks.

Example: oh shiet I think I jus dun kield rabbert just nawe wif my tow truck.

by therandomdictionaryguy September 23, 2013

shifty

Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.

Nina.... that be damn shifty

by Danm it! Damn it's damnability August 23, 2009