Newark On The Sea

A synonym for the city of San Juan, PR. Though San Juan is on the ocean and has palm trees, it has a lot of similarities to Newark, NJ. Gang bangers, crime, poverty, rude behavior are just some descriptions that come to mind. Many not all of its citizens adopt the urban ghetto lifestyle much like Newark and other cities such as Detroit, Washington DC, Camden, NJ and Boston to name a few.

Mr. and Mrs. Penny Rich took a vacation to San Juan, Puerto Rico. They described their trip as visting Newark On The Sea. Because, they were mugged, had their rental car jacked and their room burglarized. Mr. Rich states: "If we would have known San Juan was as dangerous as Newark we would have gone to St.Barts. We will tell our country club friends when we get back to Short Hills, NJ. that San Juan is just like Newark, NJ but with palm trees. There was garbage in the streets, thugs in Tommy Hilfigger droopy clothing.

by dropthekidsatthepool June 7, 2011

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions

An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

by Angus Beare December 15, 2008

diving into the red sea

Having sloppy blood=filled oral sex with a girl on the rag. High-five!

Man, your girl is being a bitch today! Is she on the rag?
-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!

by JRP November 16, 2003

awkward sea turtle

It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.

Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.

by rusticwear October 30, 2008

Deep Sea Double

When a woman is vaginally penetrated, in an aggressive manner, by two penises at the same time. Similar to a vaginal Parkering. It is distinguishable from double vaginal by the aggressive manner in which it is performed.

Kyle and I met this hot chick at the bar, went back to her place and gave her a Deep Sea Double.

by Phil Tittola March 13, 2007

part the red sea

To go down on a woman, while she is on her period.

She was on the rag and wanted me to go down on her. I decided to go ahead and part the red sea.

by armyxrays January 9, 2009

Manchester by the sea

A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book clubs together to gossip about their children, who’s dating who, and sports. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.

Manchester by the sea is where you should live if being preppy is your thing.

by Manchhhhh1234 March 21, 2019