Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

screable

someone who frequently ejects saliva from the mouth involuntarily.

"Oh my god did you see that forty year old man? He is such a screable"

by Master of Words February 14, 2008

scream roller

One who attempts to scare another by enticing them to watch a screamer, which is a game or picture that is rigged to emit a loud scream, usually accompanied by a scary picture. To be targeted is to be scream rolled. The term is a derivative of the infamous rick roll prank.

My friend is a notorious scream roller. He even targets young kids and old people in his cruel pranks.

by JABBADABBA December 15, 2009

Scream-texting

Texting in anger. Pushing the keys with aggression.

I was scream-texting her because she was annoying me.

by suzeng01 April 17, 2011

screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011

Screaming Dutch Oven

a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.

Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.

by Gasengenuity February 19, 2011

screaming green bean

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out- the woman promptly pulls the a-town stomp on his cock.

Harry was having sex with Sally and when he pulled out to cum, she gave him a screaming green bean.

by SyeSmash April 15, 2016