ride the avalanche

A common technique used in midget bondage porn, where one midget pours vanilla/tapioca pudding at a high velocity on two others who are having sex in either the cowboy or reverse cowboy positions.

As Greta was riding Verne, Nathan poured vanilla pudding on them, causing them to ride the avalanche.

by Chris Keystone September 25, 2011

Ride and dine

A date that is not so impressive. The basic date where you get picked up, have a meal, and unimpressed, return home. There are no sparks. There was not any magic.

The date was a classic ride and dine and there won't be a second.

by ClassyJackie89 April 2, 2019

Riding rocket

Riding a rocket up to a hill shooting the enemy in the face and anyone that's there

Man can you believe nate did a riding rocket on that guys face it was unbelievable!!

by Alex voineag-vazquez November 7, 2017

Neck Riding

A form of riding invented by two gooses in a St. Louis Hotel hallway, later performed in a Walmart and Kitchen.

Bro did you see them neck riding??

by GooseUnlimited September 4, 2021

RIDE THIS ONE

Riding your boyfriend penis all your girlfriend vegen screaming out loud like on rollercoaster

Or amusement park theme park RIDE

Ride this one ride a girl or I man penis

by Ride this one by Taylor Bybee October 21, 2020

shelf-ride

Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.

EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"

Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"

EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"

EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."

Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."

by Roman Sidorov August 18, 2008

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015