redneck

being broke and never having any money

If your house has more miles than your car...u might be a redneck

by Evan Cole April 1, 2005

Redneck

A Tesco employee who likes to brew moonshine in his free time, he also likes to play with horses at the weekend.

All his food is found by the side of the road and he has trouble speaking the English language due to inbreeding.

"I hit a cat the other day"
"Did yall bag it up for me?"
"LOL you stupid redneck"

by Da Dogzz October 8, 2008

redneckz

gay people who have no lives who sit on the porches drinking beers

I'm a stupid redneck who sits on my porch all day and who drinks beer

by .......... August 21, 2003

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

by Force434 November 5, 2006

Redneck

Someone who fucks with their cousin or other close family member.

See, cuz shes mah sister and mah girlfriend...

I'll jes be cleanin mah gun whal the black feller walks down the street.

The common redneck feeds on beer and chips, they often sleep in sturdy structures called trailers in larger communities called trailer parks. This is the nature channel studying the strangest creatures of earth.

by shadefromtrees January 25, 2010

redneck

description of a redneck:

white, closed minded reich wing conservative, religious fundamentalist freaks, racists, hypocrites, homophobic, 99.9% of their diet consists of "protein" like deer, beef, pigs, chickens which they kill and slaughter on a daily basis. they collect big guns and drives a bigass pickup truck to compensate for something lacking. they also wear plaid shirts and boots while sleeping, and they only shower once every few months.

typical rednecks:

great big trucks, great big dogs, great big guns..

small little trailer park homes, small little minds, small little...

by Hancock23432434534534 February 15, 2013

rocking the redness

another term for the womans monthly cyle other wise known as her period

hey dude guess what? this morning i woke up and i was totally rocking the redness

other girl: that sux

by SLoWNeSS August 25, 2005