Rachel Yinolang

Rachel yinolang is like one of the only people to have the last name yinolang, isn’t that cool? So if you searched this, you DEFINITELY were searching for the Rachel I’m talking about. She laughs like this “هههههههههههه”, has likes the anime’s mob psycho 100 and Saiki k, and plays volleyball. And has bangs. Very cool very funny and smart, likes to flip and rip tarts.

Jarmie: who is that?
Ava: Oh, that’s Rachel Yinolang.

by Yurpledoodle October 4, 2025

Rachel

To embark on multiple ambitious tasks under the appearance of spontaneous motivation (“doing a Debbie”), yet with full prior awareness that assistance will soon be needed. Distinguished by pre-emptive planning for help and a strategic approach to delegation.

“I started decluttering the attic but already messaged my sister for backup — definitely doing a Rachel.”

by CrustyJuggler95 October 14, 2025

Rachel Burley

A rare human who drinks coffee like it’s a personality trait, laughs at her own mistakes, makes you feel like the main character of your own life, and somehow makes even the worst days feel like a story worth telling.

Ugh, I was having the worst day… then Rachel Burley texted. Instantly better.

by Liora Ashen October 14, 2025

Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025

Rachel Josephine

The best women in all the land. Remarkable body. Biggest breasts. Huge valumptios booty. Smile that could kill. Most contagious laugh. Sexy cat that can cuddle like no other.

Damn did you see that Rachel Josephine walk right past us. She was some fine shii

by Todd Fields January 24, 2025

I love Rachel

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND RACHEL, BEST FRIEND AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. I LOVE YOU BUBBY

I LOVE RACHEL SAID ME

by RACHELLOVER112 February 2, 2025

Rachel Zegler

An actress who's a bonafide mean girl, is anti-Semitic, narcissistic, entitled, bitchy, self-righteous, childish, sexist, bratty, and rude. Her lack of talent and terrible personality make period cramps and Mondays look like fun. She really gives Karen vibes.

Rachel Zegler will get offended when you tell her about her flaws because she thinks she's perfect. I, however, when mine are pointed out, will say: Welp, not much I can do about some of them since I'm stuck with some of them for life.

I could make a better Snow White than her.

by Failurebitch March 7, 2025