Queef

an explosion of air from the vagina, the flaps often expel the trapped air with a vibrato sound much like a violin.

by milton July 8, 2003

queef

Refering to the person or the sound produced by one who is consciously capable of sucking air into their vagina and expelling it in a manner such that it resembles the sound of a fart.

While Jimmy was unaware at the time, the reason his mother sounded like someone blowing across an empty bottle every time she wore a dress on a windy day, was because she was a queef.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

von queefer

1. A man that is a total homosexual and wishes he had a vagina.
2. term to dis people who did something stupid
3. term to call sluty girls
4. fun to call people

1. hey ya little queefa what the hell is your problem?
2. WOW what a von!
3. fak you von queefer
4. FAK you all ya bunch of DUECHES!!

by dueche bag December 28, 2005

queef

a girl who has a pussy fart

My girlfriend queefed while i was eating her out and it blew my eye brows off

by Jared Swayne November 5, 2006

queefing

Queefing can be used in substitute for trippin, lunchin, or straight acting a fool. It can also be used to describe any object in a negative manner.

I don't know whats wrong with them, but Andrea, Laura, and Christine be queefing hard.

But off the no bull, those Shaq Shoes are queefing.

by Show me what you got October 25, 2006

QUEEF

a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?

The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!

by weave August 31, 2003

Queef And Run

n. The ungodly sour wind that comes out of a girls vagina after taking too much cock in her lifetime.

Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."

Lonewolf688: How was your date?

Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!

Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.

by kamel_reds February 26, 2009