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The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.
Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.
by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019
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queef bear

One who can best be described as a big fat pussy.
Girl: Damn!! Who the hell-- do you know that guy??
You: Oh its just queef bear.
Girl: Queef bear?
You: Yea its his nickname. Its cuz he is big, fat, and a pussy.
Girl: Ahhh thats so clever!! I wanna blow you!!
by Sin2199 May 8, 2010
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Roast Queef Sandwich

A wet pussy that releases gas
After sex a girl may create a roast queef sandwich
by Gob Juicer September 16, 2009
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Queef

A fart from the vagina! AKA a VART! I love to queef!
by Anonymous September 16, 2002
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Queef

A wet ripp from the vaginal area, most often caused from penile penetration.
oH GOD!!! her queef smelled like bologne!!!
by Eveve May 17, 2003
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Queef

A pussy fart that happens sometimes when a guys pulls out his dick...
Sarah can queef on command....
by Rebecca November 17, 2003
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queef

a pussy fart which usually involves a great amount of embarrassment for both sexes.
"I just queefed like a big jewish giraffe."
by xCaptainx February 8, 2008
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