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Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.
Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes
by Maman René July 7, 2011
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 19, 2017
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Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.
Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.
by Forillz December 18, 2017
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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
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Slick a pube

Trying to do something difficult. Attempting to overcome a challenge.
“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”

Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”
by Expert bra fitter September 24, 2019
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He’s on Pube

Refers to a when a player shoots and enemy out doesn’t complete the kill and calls out to his team mates “he’s on pube”
Boys he’s so low he’s on pube
by He’s on Pube March 1, 2020
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devil's pubes

Chewing tobbaco
Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard
by The_Exalted_One December 9, 2020
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