Psuedomatic

False love.

I don't want just another psuedomatic romance.

by Green Tak April 4, 2009

pseidon fart

a very nasty wet sounding fart that could lead to dooky stains

a pseidon fart is dooky stains

by fat kid who sucks at life April 3, 2010

Psuedo Flasher

A psuedo flasher is someone who wears their nasty flesh coloured panties out of necessity (it's laundry day, all their other underwear was burnt in a house fire, etc) and the fly on their jeans is wide open. Usually they don't realize this for hours. Upon realization, the psuedo flasher can a)see the hilarity of the situation or b)be completely humilated and move to a different city/country/planet. Ideally a pseudo flasher would feel mildly horrified but mostly pleased.

Cheryl: Man, I was walking around the park all day long, I didn't realize I was being a psuedo flasher until I got home last night.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad February 21, 2011

psuedotourist

a person who travels from their home state where buying sudafed requires a prescription with the sole purpose of the trip being to buy sudafed at various pharmacies in other states (where you can still buy sudafed w/out a prescription) wtih the end goal being making methamphetamine.

OH MAN - I can't get cold meds here in Arkansas anymore w/out going to my doctor... so now I gotta be a psuedotourist!

by KUHSKR3 July 26, 2011

Psuedo-adult

Someone who is old enough and financially secure enough to do all the things they wanted to do as a child but were too young or poor to do them.

Someone who is of adult age that has childish behaviors and impulses and routinely acts on them with a slight amount of adult responsibility

Psuedo-Adult: "Ah, the pleasures of psuedo-adulthood. Just the other day I went by the store after work just to buy an ice cream sandwich, a Nerf gun, and a bottle of vodka to kick off the weekend!"

by Ishigoto June 9, 2013

Psuedogem

A fake or synthetic gemstone

Her earrings are made of a psuedogem

by Chinny7 September 29, 2014

psuedo-bae

A bae that's really not your bae but pretends to be.

Find definition of bae
"He is such a psuedo-bae"

by Yizzle2000 September 11, 2015