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Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.
I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.
by Halevi August 25, 2016
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keep it pro

an expression that asks for any expression or transaction to be appropiately proffesional
Sorry bud, i cant keep that on my wall. keep it pro
by eschh January 22, 2011
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A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.
by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020
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non pro

Non pro, as in not experienced and therefore more of a newbie, esp. in relation to prostitution, non pro is request for a girl that is not necessarily skilled but is less expensive- non pro's don't do dominatrix behavior. Some guys choose to use the term non pro because they think it means no condom, but this is not typically true.
*NON PRO* NON PRO* Seeking SWF for servies tonight.
by glittergirl_sparkles December 28, 2008
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quid pro ho

Quid pro ho refers to the act of celebrities ho'n themselves out for ticket, cd and merchandise sales. Shameless cross self promotion.
Chris Brown and Rihanna are in a quid pro ho relationship... actually a crazy quid pro ho love triangle with Jay Z.
by kelstermcgil June 29, 2013
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mac pro stand

A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks
Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand
by wierd simp March 31, 2020
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