pre-planking

an interactive sport where the "initiator" pushes the "planker" into a horizontal "plank-like" position. the game is finished when the "initiator" then fucks the "planker" while photographing the scenario.

did you see clarence totally pre-plank that neighborhood cat?

"pre-planking" claims the life of another suburban youth. timmy wedsworth was discovered after a fall from a fifty story building in what appears to be another "pre-planking" fatality.

by MILKFIXER June 12, 2011

pre-day

The day before yesterday.

I got back from Miami pre-day.

by MZH November 8, 2012

pre-work out

Eating a lot of food before working out and burning it all off.

No man, I am doing my pre-work out!

by StrongerSkillz May 5, 2011

Pre cum baby

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead

Shut up you pre cum baby

by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018

pre-pull

The bonor a guy gets in the final stages of chatting up a girl prior to sealing the deal and getting her to come home with him.

Dude : Dude I was chatting up this hot bitch in a club and had to go for a piss but when I got to the toilets I had to wait for the pre-pull to go down before I could go.

by Navman March 11, 2007

pre butt juice

the juice that lubricates your asshole before you shit.

Pat: i was sitting on the tolit & i realized there is juice that comes out before you shit?
Mary: uhm, no?
Pat: it's pre butt juice.

by lsdfjkjdsg March 15, 2010

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation. Often happening to teenagers or people who play W.O.W

I cant believe Wayne Pre-moed on his hot date last night, unlucky!

by Alan Greene December 15, 2008