When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.
“Were the bars busy last night?”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”
by JBeez__ April 14, 2020
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Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
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The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
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probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*
by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021
Get the pre hondo depression mug.The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.
A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.
by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012
Get the pre-festival cramming mug.Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
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