poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.

Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops

by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011

Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.

During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr

by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013

I'd poop on that.

A phrase used to say you would have kinky sexual intercourse with someone.

-Dude! It's Sarah Jessica Parker!-

-I'd poop on that.-

-Gross, man...-

by JefferyAdams March 6, 2011

poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010