potato girl 

A girl who is humble to the point that it's annoying. She usually uses the words like, technically, literally, etc. improperly. She likes saying she is a potato even though she is obviously a human.

potato girl: lolz, I look like a potato.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.

potato girl by geo_torno9 June 7, 2019

potato ass 

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.

N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.

potato ass by The Tenth Circle August 11, 2016

Potato Fairy 

A person who loves potatoes and is very awkward unless around other potato faires. Often people named Olivia or Kristina call themselves potato faires

Stop being such a potato fairy!

Potato Fairy by bunnyfluggen August 18, 2016

Potato kings 

citizens of idaho

Then durn potato kings over there in the west...

Potato kings by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

Potato/Cat 

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

Potato/Cat by TlustyTai June 22, 2009

Potato Bazooka

A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.

"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"

Potato Bazooka by FolegAlmighty February 22, 2010

Potato Launcher 

A Potato Launcher is usually an unmounted grenade launcher (such as the Thumper in Modern Warfare 2.) Just like a mounted grenade launcher (Noob tube), it is commonly used by noobs to get easy kills, since it does not require any skill (or, not a lot.) It comes from the fact that grenade's shapes seem like potatoes, and from ''real'' potato launchers built by people all around the world in real life.

Goddamn noob just killed me with his potato launcher!

Potato Launcher by Eljmaster July 14, 2010