Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

please

The "magic word" everyone asks for when you ask for something.

someone: hi can i borrow this
other person: what's the magic word?
someone: abracadabra-
other person: no
someone: fIneEee.. it's please.
other person: hehe..no it's not
someone: wait wHAT-

by go away please and thank you March 30, 2020

Please Enter: 69

entrance to a whole new world of realisation, including many danger zones

Idiot friend: I wanna fuck you tonight
You who is not gay : Please Enter: 69 . NOT TODAY SATAN!

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

Please

Give me Money

please give me money

by carl j0hnson May 22, 2020

Please

Give me Money

Please Give some fucking money

by carl j0hnson May 22, 2020

Pleased to make you an acquaintance

A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .

After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.

by mlhiss May 31, 2020

Pessel

Pessel is a girls name for someone who is bright, with an awesome fun personality. She is usually the first to get into mischief without realizing what shes doing will cause chaos, but its expected due to her name being pessy. The actual meaning of the name means pearl and its origin is from the yiddish language.

Hey how did this happen? Pessel was here today?

by Nam1 June 5, 2020