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Millet Penis

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.
Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye
by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010
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Penis Pushbroom

Heavy, thick, bristley hair on the upper that often resembles a pushbroom. When fellatio is performed, the penis pushbroom will "sweep" the penis clean. Similar to cock duster.
Is your penis dusty? Come down to the local gay bar and pick up yourself a penis pushbroom.
by Jeffz0rz July 18, 2006
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Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis
1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.
by Casino's Mother June 1, 2019
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Penis Grease

Any kind of low budget alcohol drank out of desperation at a party after all the good booze is gone.
Mark: Any beer left?
Janet: No, but I think there is a couple of bottles of penis grease upstairs in the pantry
by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009
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snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.
Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.
by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004
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penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
by Don Juan April 4, 2003
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Penis Tango

1. An act where multiple penises contact each other in a graceful and elegant fashion

2. A nondescript term that can be used either as a noun, verb or adjective—but most often a subject noun—as a “filler” for when the speaker or writer forgets the subject in which he or she is referring to but wishes to continue moving on with the statement.

3. An excerpt from a modified or corrupted version of the NATO phonetic alphabet.
1. Let's get Mark and Dave over for a little penis tango and scones.

2. I'll be right over once I get done changing the oil on this penis tango.

3. Ace, we have a tango here! ID: alpha, penis, foxtrot, semen, victor, labia.
by Ricky McStickshift February 4, 2010
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