Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010

buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

by Cobread May 5, 2016

penis

A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.

A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"

by TheSheriff June 17, 2004

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006

snake penis

A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.

Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.

by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep May 1, 2008

dick-penis

the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!

by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009