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A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009
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N.E.P.A.L.

Never Ending Peace And Love. Actually found this out by a guy from Nepal. Not to get confused with never ending peace and love. 0_o But it comes from the fact that Nepal is a country that is neutral with the world. Although their government may be corrupt, the people there know how to show you a good time. Jim Morrison actually talks about Nepal in " Roadhouse Blues" in the background you can actually hear him speaking nepalese. Pretty cool. He knew about all the fields of weed and opium that grows there, and "Freak ST." that just didn't care what you were into. If you haven't heard of Nepal, it's a country and No! it's not India. You know The Himalayas? The worlds tallest mountain, yeah? well that's in Nepal. So that's that. N.E.P.A.L. EVERYONE!
by B (@)(@) BS April 13, 2011
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P.T.F.O

refers to video games where an objective is present, and stands for Play The Fucking Objective.
Quit being a Bush Wookie and P.T.F.O.!
by jdawghatesyou August 8, 2011
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P.O.D. (Pussy Of Death)

A Skanky girl who has been around with alot of different guys and may have a number of various STDs.
I was dancing with this hot blonde when my friend told me that the blonde bitch fucked the entire football team and chess club. There was no way I was gunna stick my dick in that P.O.D. (Pussy Of Death).
by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010
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P.E.

by switch-it October 10, 2008
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P. Shitty

an adjective used to describe something that really sucks or has really bad quality, etc.

This word was originally just an insult for the faggot rapper "P. Diddy", but it eventually made its way to describing things.
1.)I would take you there myself, but my car is p. shitty.
2.) Man, your guitar is p. shitty!
3.) This is one p. shitty piece of pie!
by Uncle Jesse July 1, 2004
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W.P.S. (White People Shit)

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.
Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).
by neednottoknow August 2, 2010
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