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NIX P

A NIX P is someone who is unable to stick to a diet for longer than 4 hours, but claims to have a shredded god-like physique. A NIX P is typically in the friend zone with the ladies but claims to be a pussy magnet. A NIX P is that guy who is always dead broke but claims to have 25k in the bank. A NIX P is someone that loves to roast but gets emotional when he gets roasted. A NIX P is generally someone who continuously dribbles complete and utter bullshit to make himself look like someone he isn't.
Nathaniel started his diet today and already broke it, he's doing a NIX P.

My mate got called buddy by the chick he likes, he got NIX P'd.

I did a NIX P the other day and told this chick my bank is loaded.. I have to ask my parents for money.

That guy over there is such a NIX P, he's decked out in Gucci gear but can't afford a frozen coke from HJ's.

That guy has been going to the gym for 6 years but hasn't changed, is he doing a NIX P?
by Jason Genova August 3, 2017
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Mr. p

A dude who changed my life and the lives of others. He was the best teacher anyone could ask for. He could brighten up your day with just a smile or a funny joke. He will be missed.
Hey, is that Mr. p?

Yea, that dude changed my life.
by Lee0506 November 6, 2019
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Pushing P

Pushing P is the definition for riding niggas cocks and having small dicks aka true story based on Alexander Garcia Former crushers player
Pushing P

Alex: “gawk gawk
Gay nigga: “OOOooo”
by Booty ak47 January 24, 2022
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pushin p

Cutting a guys dick off, putting it up ur ass, pulling it out of ur ass with shit on it, then shoving it down a well pipe
by pushinnpp January 21, 2022
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p in b

when you take your penis, and stick it in a womans buttocks
"Last night i got some P in B action and busted inside!"
by tribalwar January 21, 2004
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P-Value

The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".
Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.

Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...

Guy: Oh...
by alexholder November 24, 2010
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p-due

wordcock/word
God motherfucking dammit! Who the fuck glued my p-due to my ass while I was asleep?!
by Hank April 4, 2003
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