A NIX P is someone who is unable to stick to a diet for longer than 4 hours, but claims to have a shredded god-like physique. A NIX P is typically in the friend zone with the ladies but claims to be a pussy magnet. A NIX P is that guy who is always dead broke but claims to have 25k in the bank. A NIX P is someone that loves to roast but gets emotional when he gets roasted. A NIX P is generally someone who continuously dribbles complete and utter bullshit to make himself look like someone he isn't.
Nathaniel started his diet today and already broke it, he's doing a NIX P.
My mate got called buddy by the chick he likes, he got NIX P'd.
I did a NIX P the other day and told this chick my bank is loaded.. I have to ask my parents for money.
That guy over there is such a NIX P, he's decked out in Gucci gear but can't afford a frozen coke from HJ's.
That guy has been going to the gym for 6 years but hasn't changed, is he doing a NIX P?
My mate got called buddy by the chick he likes, he got NIX P'd.
I did a NIX P the other day and told this chick my bank is loaded.. I have to ask my parents for money.
That guy over there is such a NIX P, he's decked out in Gucci gear but can't afford a frozen coke from HJ's.
That guy has been going to the gym for 6 years but hasn't changed, is he doing a NIX P?
by Jason Genova August 03, 2017
1. A derrogatory, obscene, and sexually explicit slang term referring to the general appearance of a woman's vagina.
2. An obscene, sexually explicit term that is an abbreviation meaning "pussy fold," to depict the general appearance of a woman's vagina.
3. A sexually explicit slang term referring to the labia majora (large lips) and labia minora (small lips) of the vagina of a female human being.
2. An obscene, sexually explicit term that is an abbreviation meaning "pussy fold," to depict the general appearance of a woman's vagina.
3. A sexually explicit slang term referring to the labia majora (large lips) and labia minora (small lips) of the vagina of a female human being.
by DrKnowItAll95 April 15, 2011
by portaparty March 13, 2013
Cutting a guys dick off, putting it up ur ass, pulling it out of ur ass with shit on it, then shoving it down a well pipe
by pushinnpp January 22, 2022
by tribalwar January 22, 2004
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The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".
Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.
Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...
Guy: Oh...
Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...
Guy: Oh...
by alexholder November 22, 2010