River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.

Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office

by Cajerardo April 7, 2021

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satellite office

A discreet term for the bathroom.

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022

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Get the satellite officemug.

Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

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oval office

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.

The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

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