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prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.
Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021
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Move a Couch

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.
by anonymous June 11, 2021
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extreme couching

if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!
by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017
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Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023
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Couch Party

Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.

This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.
“Couch party tonight, everyone should get on at 9”
by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020
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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018
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Couch Cock

"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.
"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."
by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019
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