Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer

Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.

"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023

oil rig

A euphimism for jail.

Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?

by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018

oil rig

when a person has their legs over their head naked, usually on the floor and the one on top plunges his penis into the others anus.

I'm about to oil rig that sweet ass.

by brownbag1349 June 5, 2016

slap oil

When you slap a person so hard the oil from their face comes out onto your hand!

I slapped that bitch so hard the the slap oil from her face screamed in my hand!

by Bad Hasty May 5, 2023

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

apply oil to burn

You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.

Also a good way to end relationships.

Guy 1: "Shit mate I got a burn injury"
Guy 2: *apply oil to burn*
Guy 1: *fucking dead*

by Loud Dumbass September 29, 2021