Office Princess

A woman who is well loved in her office. She is over-qualified in her job, so much that she completes things early and consequently gets the free time to socialize. She loves chatting with her coworkers and be the best dressed in the office.

She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.

When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.

She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.

She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.

She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.

She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
"Susie's having some car trouble so I'm calling a friend whose a mechanic to see if they could help her. Let's talk later, I've got to bring her coffee"

"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
by Knicknackpaddywhack December 12, 2022
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Officer D

"Officer D" is short for "Officer Dickhead". Commonly used by punks, skaters, and other "fuzz haters", for a cop being an ass.

Officer D. has been seen in a few things, including the THPS serise (Tony Hawk Pro Skater), one even having a unlockable character named Officer D. The same officer can be seen in Tampa of THUG.
"Oh look, its officer D."
by Kamoku November 11, 2007
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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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office synth

1. a) Of or relating to simplistic synthesized music (or muzak) listened to whist menial tasks in the office are rotely executed. pre-covid. See 'Office,' but like in one of those legit British Dictionaries
2. Any synthesized music present in the sparse soundtrack of the hit UK/US show "The Office"
3. Any music evocative of feelings felt while watching the Office
1. "Did you hear the Colin Benders' Modular Lockdown series on YouTube? He's way beyond the office synth we're used to."
2. Does the Office even have music? Oh shit! They played a song while Jim & Pam etc. etc. The credits, etc.
3. I feel like Jason Bateman is the Batman of Liberace's Al Pacino. Fuck that, put on some office synth.
by Dabs B. Bronishunn August 15, 2020
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Offical Rape Girl Day

YOUR A BIG JACKASS IF YOU DO THIS GO TO HELL
“Hey its Offical Rape Girl day.”
“EW GET OUT OF MY SITE
by Zmicclouds August 13, 2021
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Strange Office

strange office is a group on instagram of 2 cousins named Kaitlyn and Jace who are just trying to make people laugh with youtube videos and funny posts
by will_the_wise.011 May 14, 2021
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Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.
My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.
by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019
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