Fucking the horse

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone

“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse”

by J Facts October 4, 2022

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Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022

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Horse Troughing

The act of eating while high af

Last night, you were horse troughing Honey Nut Cheerios like it was your job.

by Snipple Kiss Victim December 8, 2021

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endless.horse the website with a horse that has everything except hooves, and has very very long calves. You desperately scroll trying to find the hooves but to catch you off guard there is no luck and it keeps going.

“Hey look it’s the endless horse!”
“Bro where are it’s hooves”
“HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA”

by Swind/swick April 4, 2022

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Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

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