The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
by 202 Wash March 2, 2008
Get the Schwasty-Faced mug.A facial expression characterized by the combination of pursed lips from duck face with the flared nostrils from stank face. The communication value of dank face is very flexible in that it can be used to communicate interest or disinterest and even lust or disgust.
Molly sported dank face while listening to Stephen and Max discuss last night's game. Baseball just didn't interest her.
When Tommy saw that hottie across the club, he went stone cold dank face for fifteen seconds straight. We knew he had to talk to that woman.
When Tommy saw that hottie across the club, he went stone cold dank face for fifteen seconds straight. We knew he had to talk to that woman.
by WanksterB August 12, 2019
Get the dank face mug.Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.
Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!
by hossy tussy August 30, 2010
Get the Face Hurt mug.of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.
Example 1:
Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.
Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.
Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."
Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.
Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.
Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."
by l20B0T March 18, 2009
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Get the Farm Face mug.When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.
Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.
by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020
Get the Face Nut mug.Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
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