New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.

I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms

by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019

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New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.

If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.

by marauder211 July 27, 2024

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new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by anonymous December 16, 2022

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new york oven

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other

I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day

by Ultraman Nexus August 10, 2020

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new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.

What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.

by Sp100 April 7, 2020

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