Sleep Talking

when you say random shit in your sleep without knowing it

scout:gotta burn the grocery store before five five o'clock
pyro:*excitement*
spy:don't get your hopes up, scout's just Sleep Talking

by raybeez February 20, 2022

sleeping mend

/ˈslēpiNG/ /mend/

: a watery discharge from the mucous membranes of the eyes that has dried into a crust

Other words for sleeping mend
- rheum
- sleep crust
- eye crusties
- eye boogers
- eye goop
- eye gunk

Amir began wheezing at night — once so badly that an ambulance was called — and woke up most mornings to find his eyes swollen shut with sleeping mend.

by AphexLexicon October 21, 2022

Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014

Sleep seep

Verb: Consensual sleep creeping sleep creep, where both parties engage in sexual activity while semi-asleep.
Noun: Fluids that come from sleep seeping.

Verb: Last night, my boyfriend and I sleep seeped.
Noun: I woke up with her sleep seep all over me.

by __slevinkelevra__ May 5, 2019

Sleep then YEET

When you sleep with someone then yeet yourself away

Bella: I think this person might want a relationship, but I kinda only wanna just sleep with them
Msn: It's okay, you should just Sleep then Yeet!

by Emmelyne August 30, 2022

sleep squeaks

When someone lets out a high pitched fart in their sleep.

"Man, my girlfriend kept letting out sleep squeaks all night!"

by SleepSqueaks November 30, 2009

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019