wimpy muffin

adj. Used to describe a male whom is lacking in strength and or testosterone. this thyp of person my also have an afinity for the male gender. Also known as a girly man

pee wee herman, toby , Nathan, are wimpy muffins, because they are girly men.

by Johnny Krsitel May 10, 2006

corn muffin

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.

"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."

by arn8409 November 28, 2007

muffin top

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

casey denig in lake padgett has a muffin top

by taylor chaves January 26, 2010

whore muffin

A nasty ass fugly skank who doesn't have a life, spends hours on myspace, and thinks she is hott shit and that everyone wants to hook up with her, but in reality she is gross, fat, pale, and has ugly hair. Commenly known for throwing herself at boys that either don't want her or are "best friends" boyfriends.

Brittany is a whore muffin for trying to get with Katie's boyfriend and then trying to hook up with Kristen's ex boyfriend who she still likes.
fucking fag

by Seth Cohan September 3, 2006

muffin top

A roll of fat that spills over the top of one's pants.

Ew! Is it me, or did Mary get a heck of a muffin top? I can't even see the the zipper of her pants!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

fag muffin

when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.

I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.

by mistuh F July 3, 2010

Muffin top

when a person is so fat that some fat rolls over the top of their pants. it is women and MEN TOO!

if your fat rolls over stretchy pants then you are REALLY REALLY FAT and you really need to lose that muffin top.

by lrn_strn15 January 5, 2010