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How I Met Your Mother

Legen.....wait for it.....dary! legendary!
"hey, did u watch how i met your mother last night?"

"How I Met Your Mother rocked my brain hole."
by himymfan29 October 18, 2011
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mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
by Muu August 30, 2004
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Mother Lover

hilarious SNL Skit with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg that's the follow up to "Dick In a Box".

Came out just in time for Mother's Day.
"I'm a mother lover you're a mother lover we should fuck each other's mothers"

"I’ll let you do my mother
Make me another brother
And I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber"
by Verbal Assault! May 12, 2009
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Motion City Soundtrack

An AMAAAAZING new band from Minnesota, whom are not easily categorized.

They've got the most amazing moogist, and a fresh, unique sound. Some of their songs sound like revved up 80's songs.

Their lead singer, Justin Pierre, is one of the most talented and clever lyricists of the modern music industry.
Go listen to some Motion City Soundtrack. I promise it'll change your life.
by K_i_t_t_y_K_a_t_ July 19, 2007
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host mother

Host Mother
1.) A woman who acts as a "host" parent to any type of exchange student that should come into her house.

This phrase MUST be devided into two groups:

Cool Host Mother:

1. A host mother who is patient, kind and helpful, especially with students who do not understand shit about the country's language at the beginning of their stay.

2.A host mother who can have rules that vary slightly from the rules of the actual parents of the student and, depending how awesome she is, may even encourage ideas or certain behaviors that coincide with what the student has been originally raised with by his or her own parents. (In general the student feels more comfortable sharing secrets and some of the naughty things they've done with the host mother. This is due to the fact that real mums tend to freak out more than the host mothers, who temporarily adopt students after they have hit puberty, and didn't know anything about what the student was like as Mummy's little baby, hence eliminating the strong emotion protective parent factor).

3. A host mother who let's the students have as much freedom as is reasonably allowed, and takes the student on trips with her often to see other places in the country (this comes in handy as sometimes exchange students can be stuck in Nowhereville while they're abroad.)

4. A host mother who is very in touch with her inner 20 year old.

Shitty Host Mother:

1. A host mother who is extremely impatient and annoying with the student; expects the host student to pick up a language right away and can never understand why the student does not like having conversations with her; also believes that the solution to the communication problem is repeating herself a thousand times and saying each sentence even louder than the last.

2. A host mother who believes that the time the student spends in her house is just so she can have her own personal little maid/manservant.

3.) A host mother who not only does not allow the student any freedom to go out or to do anything for that matter, but can't be stuffed to take the student out on trips with her.

4. A host mother who probably never even had an inner 20 year old.
-"I have a cool host mother. She took me to Paris for New Years weekend and we stayed up late and drank lots of wine."
-"Oh I did nothing for New Years. My shitty host mother wanted to stay home and said alcohol was forbidden in the house."
by Sugar July 30, 2008
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fucking motherfucker

1.an expression used when you've just done something stupid, like left your keys in your car, and had to ring roadside assistance to come and break into your car to get them back out again, and everyone passing by laughs at you because you're an idiot who left his keys in the car.

2. extra emphasis on the word motherfucker.
"fucking motherfucker, i left my keys in the car."
by craig long December 20, 2005
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Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"
This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.
by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005
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