mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.

next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”

by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019

MoM Check

When a smash player walks right into it a Bowser Main f-smash.

Tim MoM checked a Pokémon trainer player while playing his favorite character, bowser.

by UnlocktheDoorwithaKey69 February 21, 2020

Mom’s Spaghetti

When it’s your moment to shine. This is you’re one shot. 15 minutes of fame.

Yo tobias you got this!
I know it’s my mom’s spaghetti!

by 1 da main March 16, 2020

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

mom hole

ur mothers vagina

person 1: woah id tap that

person 2: no mate that girls got a serious saggy mom hole

by bigfathorsecöck June 3, 2020

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020