minuteman

an unusually bad sports player who sits at the end of the bench and does not see any game time. ever.

kid: hey coach, can i go in? there's a minute thirty seven left and we're up by 32.
coach: in a minuteman.

by shemma February 4, 2007

Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.

Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!

by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

skinny minute

When you and someone have been talking for a short time, but have gotten real serious.

We've been talking for a skinny minute.

by Cmoney baller September 22, 2016

hard minute

As opposed to a soft minute, or even the "hot" minute, a "hard" minute refers to a length time which is exactly 60 seconds in length.

"I'm fixin' to do that, just give me a hard minute."

by Sign Jesus January 12, 2006

Mando Minute

A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.

"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"

by Elisu September 24, 2015

good minute

not quite as long as a minute, but as GOOD AS a minute.

Desmond: Yo Mr. Gordon, how long is a "good minute"
Mr. Gordon: less than a minute, but just as good

by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008