sequoia middle school

the shittiest school on earth, full of fake posers and pot heads.

person: where do you go to school?
me: sequoia middle school.
person: I feel bad for you.

by npbaby1 October 31, 2012

riverwood middle school

a school full of preppy, edgy, and gay kids. there is no in between. full of psychotic teachers who talk about shooting horses and teachers who think they're special for giving obnoxious kids the attention they want. pray your teacher doesn't get pregnant, because you will get a sub that doesn't even try to teach. unless it's a science teacher. mrs jones is just as terrible, but she's so sweet and actually cares about your feelings and will let you cry in the supply closet with oreos if needed.

riverwood middle school is the worst school ever.

by wotintarnation666 March 6, 2017

Middle School Softball Game

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.

"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."

by thesingleshot April 24, 2010

Middle School

1. The place where all males turn in doucebags with white earbuds embedded in his ear. For fun they mock anyone not into sports, Call of Duty or any popular rapper. Ofthen plays the guitar because it looks cool, without learning the frets or tuning. Yes they jump right for guitar without thinking about trying piano, bass, saxophone, etc.(oh and they never use acostic ones) books are "retarded and gay" and manga and anime are for weirdos.

2. They place where all females have a walk-in closet full of arecrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aeropostle. Thanks to daddys credit card, they have a 5000 dollar warbdrobe. They will give head to anyone who plays football. They enjoy rap and pop and think rock is "for old people" and metal is for "emos drug addicts and dumb people" when they themselves cheat on tests. Use terms such as 'lol' 'bffl' and 'ttyl' all have favebook pages.

1.Me:Hi, i like playing the Legend of Zelda instead of Call of Duty, i'm not too into watching espn for four hours a day, i like to play the bass instead of the guitar, i enjoy reading manga and anime and my music of choice is bands such as AC/DC, the Beatles, and Gorillaz.
Middle school male:dude ur a queer.

2.Wahhhhh!. I failed 7th grade, dad i want 40 dollars so i can buy 2 inch jeans from arecrombie while i listen to avril lavienge

by Xelloss23 August 29, 2011

ola middle school (open legs academy)

ola middle school is known for its fights and juuling. everyone makes fun of the speds while they run down the hallway.

hey have you heard about ola middle school (open legs academy) all they do is fight and juul around.

by quuuer May 4, 2019

Indian Valley Middle School

A place where dreams are empowered, then distroyed like fake gucci . A place that never wins the sport games, leaving the entire school in embarrassment. Finally, a place that is home to many creepy teachers.

“ did you hear what happened at Indian Valley Middle School?”

“I thought that place shut down decades ago!”

by hashtagstupid June 4, 2018

North Bethesda Middle School

Crackhead central with a bunch of tryhard soccer jocks attempting to flex on the normal people with vineyard vines and supreme shit. 80% of teachers don’t know the subject they’re teaching. Borderline slut city and Virgin Islands in one. Abundance of introvert memers. Prolly the only good part about the school

Person one: I go to North Bethesda Middle School
Person two: pick a number 1-10
Person one: 5

Person 2: that’s your IQ
Person one: but I meme
Person two: shit my bad bro

by Rantaholic April 28, 2019