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Mexican Pile

A mound of vomit, composed primarily of Jose Cuervo and taquitos deposited outside after an imprudent, Latin-themed night on the town.
“Dude, I think I overdid it last night at Aztec Willy’s Friday Fiesta night.“
Yeah man, I saw your Mexican pile on the lawn.”
by Neologistas January 30, 2010
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mexican toothbrush

when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.
my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.
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White Mexican

A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.
"Hey bartender, pour me a White Mexican".
by bkdeux September 10, 2009
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Mexican Halloween

A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.

Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: Why are you late?

2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 23, 2011
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Ghetto Mexican

The variety of Spanish spoken by Mexican-American immigrants in the United States, characterized by horrendous grammar, excessive slang, and random outbursts in Spanglish.
I thought my high shcool Spanish courses would prepare me for ordering at Chipotle, but they all spoke ghetto Mexican!
by RoosterRooster November 6, 2010
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Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it
Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!
by Steve September 16, 2008
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Mexican Craigslist

The curb where you put functional yet unwanted items, such as furniture or electronics, in hopes that someone can find use for your stuff and pick it up. The net benefit is that someone can use your perfectly good items and you allay some of the white guilt you feel for buying into the materialist tendencies of society.
I bought a new 60" 3D HDTV and didn't need my old 42" one so I put it on Mexican Craigslist. It was gone about 30 minutes later.
by Senor Muy Stupido March 23, 2011
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