A mexican with a grand mustache shits on a persons chest, then proceeds to roll the shit downward towards the pelvis, creating a fresh streak of shit.
Mexican:Eyyy time for your mexican mudslide!!
Confused girl: is that a mixed drink?
Mexican while unbuckling thier pants: oh no my baby burrito.. This is far better.
Confused girl: is that a mixed drink?
Mexican while unbuckling thier pants: oh no my baby burrito.. This is far better.
by Moist genitals May 13, 2019
Get the Mexican mudslidemug. A mound of vomit, composed primarily of Jose Cuervo and taquitos deposited outside after an imprudent, Latin-themed night on the town.
“Dude, I think I overdid it last night at Aztec Willy’s Friday Fiesta night.“
“Yeah man, I saw your Mexican pile on the lawn.”
“Yeah man, I saw your Mexican pile on the lawn.”
by Neologistas January 30, 2010
Get the Mexican Pilemug. A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.
by bkdeux September 10, 2009
Get the White Mexicanmug. A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.
Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: Why are you late?
2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 23, 2011
Get the Mexican Halloweenmug. The variety of Spanish spoken by Mexican-American immigrants in the United States, characterized by horrendous grammar, excessive slang, and random outbursts in Spanglish.
I thought my high shcool Spanish courses would prepare me for ordering at Chipotle, but they all spoke ghetto Mexican!
by RoosterRooster November 6, 2010
Get the Ghetto Mexicanmug. Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
by Steve September 16, 2008
Get the Mexican pussymug. A Mexican Frootloop refers to a man's scrotom whilst he is in the act of pulling his testicles up, over his erect penis. One testicle is pulled up on the left side, and one on the right so that they meet in the middle above the penis forming the scrotom into a loop.
I woke up in the morning, and walked to the kitchen to eat breakfast with my girlfriend. When I arived at the kitchen she asked me if I had any cereal. To which I replied... "I'll give ya some cereal BITCH!" As I ripped off my pants and gave her the ol' Mexican Frootloop.
by Alistair the Classy November 3, 2010
Get the Mexican Frootloopmug.