Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.

"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."

by SoySocks April 17, 2014

Good morning beautiful

To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.

Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".

by MT Newton August 29, 2010

meaning of life

a very hard set of words to define, answered only in 2003 by renouned scholar Irag. Irag found that life's meaning was also synomymous with the number of dimensions in the universe. That is, of course, 42.

The meaning of life is 42

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Morning Head

noun. a Morning Head cap is a device to fix bed hair in seconds. It consists of a thick shower cap with an absorbent material on the inside. You add water, put it on your head and then your hair is wet. You can style your hair as if you just took a shower.

I shower at night and used to wet my hair in the sink before work. My wife gave me morning head for my birthday, so now my mornings are much faster and easier.

by Foxy_Cleopatra November 11, 2013

Morning Star

Morning Star (verb)- is when one man/female take a their tightly puckered star shaped anus and places it on the nose of a sleeping victim.

"Man, you were so drunk last night i gave three morning stars one dry and two wet, ha"

by Drunk Monkey4305 March 23, 2010

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007