Megan

While they actually spell their name correctly, Megans are assholes. Like a fun asshole, but still kind of an asshole.

Do you know Megan?

Meghan G?

No, Megan M.

Oh, ew.

by Itsmemegan November 23, 2021

Megan

A girl who only finds boys attractive if they treat her badly.

Get over him. Don't be a megan

by yourfavginger November 23, 2021

Harry & Megan Syndrome

When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.

"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Megan

she is scary - she haunting my dog - she my friend

megan

by I_H@TE_EVERY0NE** May 24, 2023

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Megane

The most funny, intelligent, beautiful girl you'll ever find. If you ever meet her, don't let her go. She's is so caring, you'll feel like you don't deserve her. She always tries to cheer you up when you feel blue, and she'll always make sure you're okay. Her love language is giving, she loves giving you gifts and always remind you how much she loves you, cause you mean the world to her. She always wants to listen to music with you and never stops talking about Han Jisung. You'll never feel judged, you'll feel safe. Megane feels like home. Never take her for granted.

"Megane is so funny, I have difficulties breathing when we laugh together"

"Megane is literally the best friend you'll ever get"

by L0ul0u March 9, 2023

Megan Fox

Obviously Megan Fox with a dick. That is obviously the correct answer.

Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023