Megan

Megan is kind

Megan is kind

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Megan

While they actually spell their name correctly, Megans are assholes. Like a fun asshole, but still kind of an asshole.

Do you know Megan?

Meghan G?

No, Megan M.

Oh, ew.

by Itsmemegan November 23, 2021

Megan

A girl who only finds boys attractive if they treat her badly.

Get over him. Don't be a megan

by yourfavginger November 23, 2021

Harry & Megan Syndrome

When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.

"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Megan

she is scary - she haunting my dog - she my friend

megan

by I_H@TE_EVERY0NE** May 24, 2023

Megan

I'm looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5"

Hi, my name is Megan and all I’m looking for is…

by Gerber_Babiee July 16, 2024

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023