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The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
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Heshe and Grace Meteor

Where Kalum let's Grace fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this rare and exclusive sex position is used by the biggest mongs on the planet. Beware of people who do this position as they generally have a foot fetish and are sensitive little snowflakes.
Kalum: Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?
Grace: Sure Kalum, but can I munch on your ginger toes first?

Kalum: Yes please I am trans

(This is the Heshe and Grace meteor introduction ritual)
by Wehateheshe August 7, 2023
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The Billy Method

When you’re banned from Carti Hub so you make another account by the name of “Sbeve” to rule revenge by sending scat pornography with a rose-colored gaping butthole.
“BRO WTF”

Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve

Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn

Chat: He just did The Billy Method.
by niggapenis2k15buttcheeks September 1, 2023
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
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Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
by imjelqing August 7, 2024
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Steve-O Method

The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.
The Steve-O method is better than all the other methods
by Laflamme January 7, 2024
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The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.
The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.
by DarkMaster01 January 20, 2024
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