Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008

kill me

a term used by teenagers when they don't really want to die but don't want to have 3 exams in one week.

teacher: the exam will be next wednesday
Student: kill me

by koolcatSophiefan September 5, 2019

Dick Me

" Dick me " means fuck me , we were using this word in our school these words has a story .
We were in a school trip and people was gathering in our room they fell asleep because it was too late , i said that i am homophobic do not sleep with me , then my friend said "dick me , penis me " with his bad english we cannot forget this , so me and my friends use the word "Dick me" for fuck me .

Dick me so hard.
John Dick me

by Dick Me So Fukin Hard June 3, 2015

chill on me

basically means to chill with the subject u are talking about who the person is being "rude" about something

jake: your bein a dick man!
jon: yo chill on me bruh!!!!

by kyleezzy January 2, 2008

inside me

A mans testical being in a womans vagina

Mia- Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Just uh dont uh forget to uh pull out uh uh uh
Jake- Ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhh
Mia- PULL OUT NOW UH UH UH
Jake- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mia-Stop! PULL OUT!
Jake- Cant your too fucking fine I'm stuck
Mia- UHH UUHH AHHH AHHHH Get out of Inside me
9 months later
Mia- THIS IS OW ALL OW YOUR FAULT JAKE OWW

by XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXoe. July 30, 2019

mini me

little short dude who says "eee"

when mini me runs into the wall..."eeeeeeeeeeeeeee BAM!"

by julia October 28, 2003

dog on me

another version of “don’t make fun of me” or “don’t bully me”

“hey don’t dog on me but i think i like him”
“are you serious? ew.”

by Wjatwhatwhy December 19, 2019