Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

Magical Wonderland

Often thought of as the place Alice in the popular "Alice in Wonderland" Books went. But it is also referred to in the place of a woman's Vagina, or private area. It is most commonly used in the heat of the moment while in the act of fornicating or inside ones partner, or whoever you happen to be fucking at the time. But do not be fooled, this word can be used at any place and any time to describe a pussy. It is also helpful to not let people know what the fuck your talking about.

I fucking love my Girlfriend's Magical Wonderland.

I want to explore the Magical Wonderland that I have.

I want to put my Gigglestick inside your Magical Wonderland.

YES!!! I WANT YOU TO FLOOD MY MAGICAL WONDERLAND!!!

Her Magical Wonderland is infested with crabs!!!

And so on...

by TheSchwa1 July 11, 2011

The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.

"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"

by NRS27 February 14, 2012

Magic trick

The act of unexpectedly producing marijuana, or other intoxicants.

The party was kind of boring, until Dave did a magic trick.

by Zerozero00 April 24, 2011

magic spelling

Spelling so formidable it magically obviates (in this instance) unnecessary use of spellchecker.

I'm not put off by being put under your magic spelling;
Her words were hardly cold on hotmail, when her buddy commented on her magic spelling.

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2008

Magic underwear

Clothing that Mormons wear underneath their clothes that represent the closeness of god to the soul. ITS NOT MAGIC. NO MEMBER OF THE RELIGION BELIEVES IT TO HAVE MAGIC POWERS. STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT. It has no Masonic symbols, in fact, the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.) So stop being so pretentious and disrespectful AND PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.

"Hey Mormon friend, did you get your magic underwear? LOL @ THE MORMON CULT"

"STFU it's just clothes, disrespectful bitch. Mormons don't make fun of you for things that are special to you, so stop making fun of them."

by FORREALmormonIDGAF May 20, 2014

magic trick

Pulling a rabbit out of one's anus.

I pulled a magic trick with flopsy and poopsy.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004