Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
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