magic spelling

Spelling so formidable it magically obviates (in this instance) unnecessary use of spellchecker.

I'm not put off by being put under your magic spelling;
Her words were hardly cold on hotmail, when her buddy commented on her magic spelling.

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2008

Black Magic

1. The practice of negromancy
2. Popular nickname for male, black, genitalia
3. When blacks find their way down from the tree
4. When only 13% of Britain’s population is black but they commit 50% of violent crimes

1. Yo this nigga is a black magic negromancer
2. Y’all wanna taste som this black magic?
3. How the fuck did he I bang himself? That’s some black magic
4. 13% for 50% is some black magic. Lemme check if my bike is still there

by FaZe Pvssyslayer May 8, 2019

The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.

"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"

by NRS27 February 14, 2012

Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

Magic trick

The act of unexpectedly producing marijuana, or other intoxicants.

The party was kind of boring, until Dave did a magic trick.

by Zerozero00 April 24, 2011

Magic underwear

Clothing that Mormons wear underneath their clothes that represent the closeness of god to the soul. ITS NOT MAGIC. NO MEMBER OF THE RELIGION BELIEVES IT TO HAVE MAGIC POWERS. STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT. It has no Masonic symbols, in fact, the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.) So stop being so pretentious and disrespectful AND PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.

"Hey Mormon friend, did you get your magic underwear? LOL @ THE MORMON CULT"

"STFU it's just clothes, disrespectful bitch. Mormons don't make fun of you for things that are special to you, so stop making fun of them."

by FORREALmormonIDGAF May 20, 2014

magic trick

Pulling a rabbit out of one's anus.

I pulled a magic trick with flopsy and poopsy.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004