Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss

That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!

by The one blk guy January 16, 2022

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

by P-Station November 19, 2017

moose

Just a horse...

Wait, is that a moose? Yes, it's just a horse, same thing.

by FFY00 June 25, 2022

The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

by mmaest24 October 11, 2022

says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.

Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."

by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012

gaga moose

4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.

e.g “oh gaga moose”

by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023

Stick moose

This is when a male fucks the whole entire women’s hockey team.

Jon has slept with the whole entire women’s hockey team. He is a stick moose.

by Jbird14 February 26, 2024