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Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.
Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous
by YungBritish February 8, 2019
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Accounts Monkey

Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007
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Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"
by alynmo May 15, 2010
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Gang monkey

Weird lonely people on cord who've never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Gang monkeys include crashers,retards screaming nigger in a black cat and people who cloud chase on cord and people who think they though shit because they be "doxxing/swatting" niggas
Discordian: what's a gang monkey?
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro
by Owner of 303 October 23, 2023
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freezer monkey

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.
by Balke2 July 1, 2014
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Pox monkey

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.
by beast82nl May 20, 2022
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Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.
John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!
by Garythegreatandpowerful September 9, 2019
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