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shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
by Dave's World March 10, 2017
mugGet the shing monkeymug.

Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.
Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...
by Tullie November 18, 2011
mugGet the Yarn monkeymug.

IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
mugGet the IT Dust Monkeymug.

Pox monkey

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.
by beast82nl May 20, 2022
mugGet the Pox monkeymug.

Toss Monkey

A Toss Monkey is someone who takes great pleasure in wanking off monkeys.
John didn't show up for my driving lesson today, what a toss monkey!
by Garythegreatandpowerful September 9, 2019
mugGet the Toss Monkeymug.

hungry monkey

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.
by greven mead July 4, 2009
mugGet the hungry monkeymug.

freezer monkey

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.
by Balke2 July 1, 2014
mugGet the freezer monkeymug.

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